EGG JOKES & PUNS
Egg jokes.
Served with a groan.
Enjoy 19 clean egg jokes and puns, from scrambled eggs and omelettes to breakfast one-liners. Egg humour for kids, grown-ups and dads.
Why did the egg hide at the party?
#1It was a little shell-shy.
Why did the egg refuse to go bungee jumping?
#2It didn't want to risk cracking under pressure.
What do you call an egg from outer space?
#3An egg-straterrestrial.
How does an egg leave the motorway?
#4Via the eggs-it.
Why was the egg arrested?
#5It had been poaching.
What do you call a very clever omelette?
#6An egghead.
Why did the egg get into trouble at school?
#7It kept egging the other pupils on.
What do you call a mischievous egg?
#8A practical yolker.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
#9New Yolk City.
What do you call a hundred-year-old egg?
#10Past its eggs-piry date.
I told an egg it was going in the frying pan.
#11“You've got to be yolking!”
What did the omelette say after breakfast?
#12“That's all, yolks!”
My recipe said to separate two eggs.
#13They're now in different rooms.
I asked the waiter how long my eggs would be.
#14“About three inches.”
The waiter asked how I liked my eggs.
#15I said, “Very much.”
I put all my eggs in one basket.
#16The cashier said, “You can leave them in the box, you know.”
My son asked where scrambled eggs come from.
#17Confused chickens.
My cooking teacher said my scrambled eggs needed work.
#18I asked if she knew anyone hiring.
Two boiled eggs for breakfast?
#19Hard to beat.
Want them one at a time?
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