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MUSIC JOKES AND PUNS

Music jokes and puns.
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Dad jokes about songs, instruments and musicians. No sense of rhythm required.

30music jokes and puns·0apologies

  1. My cat has a very expensive water fountain.

    #1

    She says it's nice background music while she drinks from the tap.

  2. What's a fish's favourite instrument?

    #2

    The bass guitar.

  3. What do you call a computer that sings beautifully?

    #3

    A Dell.

  4. Singing in the shower is lovely until you get soap in your mouth.

    #4

    Then it's a soap opera.

  5. I've written a song about a tortilla.

    #5

    Well, really it's more of a wrap.

  6. Two windmills are stood in a field.

    #6

    One asks the other what music it likes. The other says, I'm a big metal fan.

  7. My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall.

    #7

    I said maybe.

  8. What's the best Christmas present ever?

    #8

    A broken drum. You can't beat it.

  9. Why did the turkey join the band?

    #9

    It had the drumsticks.

  10. Why is Santa so good at hip-hop?

    #10

    Years of wrapping.

  11. What do you call a sheep that can sing?

    #11

    A baa-ritone.

  12. What do you call a group of musical whales?

    #12

    An orca-stra.

  13. What do you call a musician who is always in trouble?

    #13

    A treble-maker.

  14. What music do mummies listen to?

    #14

    Wrap.

  15. What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance?

    #15

    Lady Ba Ba.

  16. Have you heard of quiet tennis?

    #16

    It's the same game, without the racket.

  17. What did the drummer call his two daughters?

    #17

    Anna One, Anna Two!

  18. What's the best way to make a bandstand?

    #18

    Take away their chairs.

  19. Which musical instrument do you find in the bathroom?

    #19

    A tuba toothpaste.

  20. What did Elvis say to his gardener?

    #20

    Thank you for the mulch!

  21. Have you heard about the chocolate record player?

    #21

    It sounds pretty sweet.

  22. I used to play piano by ear.

    #22

    Now I use my hands.

  23. What did the plumber say to the singer?

    #23

    Nice pipes.

  24. How do celebrities stay cool?

    #24

    They have many fans.

  25. How did the piano get locked out of its car?

    #25

    It lost its keys.

  26. Why did the orchestra get struck by lightning?

    #26

    It had a conductor.

  27. Why don't some fish play piano?

    #27

    You can't tuna fish.

  28. Why did the drum go to bed?

    #28

    It was beat.

  29. What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

    #29

    Something catchy!

  30. Where do burgers go dancing?

    #30

    At the meatball.

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