PENGUIN JOKES & PUNS
Penguin jokes.
Dressed for the occasion.
Clean penguin jokes and puns for kids and grown-ups. From icy one-liners to birds in tuxedos, these jokes come with a frosty reception.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
#1Lost.
Why don't you see penguins in Britain?
#2They're afraid of Wales.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
#3Icebergers.
What's a penguin's favourite relative?
#4Aunt Arctica.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
#5Their tuxedos don't have pockets.
What's a penguin's favourite film?
#6Frozen. It watches it for the scenery.
Why did the penguin cross the playground?
#7To get to the other slide.
What do you call a penguin with a carrot in each ear?
#8Anything you like. It can't hear you.
What's black and white and goes round and round?
#9A penguin in a revolving door.
What do you call a penguin that steals things?
#10A brrrr-glar.
Why did the penguin leave the party early?
#11It heard they were about to break the ice.
A policeman caught a penguin stealing fish and shouted, “Freeze!”
#12The penguin said, “What do you think I've been doing all day?”
A penguin asked a waiter, “Do you serve fish here?”
#13“Of course,” said the waiter. “Bring them in.”
My penguin friend says he can fly.
#14So far, he's only shown me a boarding pass.
A penguin ordered fish and chips.
#15“Salt and vinegar?” asked the waiter. “Just sea water, thanks.”
A penguin told me it wanted a beach holiday.
#16I said, “Somewhere warm?” It said, “Let's not get carried away.”
What's the worst thing about being a penguin at a wedding?
#17Everyone keeps handing you their empty glasses.
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