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SCIENCE JOKES AND PUNS

Science jokes and puns.
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Dad jokes about science, chemistry, physics and discoveries that really should have stayed in the lab.

15science jokes and puns·0apologies

  1. What do you call a dog that works in a laboratory?

    #1

    A lab assistant.

  2. Why don't scientists trust atoms?

    #2

    Because they make up everything.

  3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

    #3

    It's impossible to put down.

  4. My friend told me he didn't understand cloning.

    #4

    I said: 'That makes two of us.'

  5. I quit my job at the helium factory.

    #5

    I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

  6. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?

    #6

    A sham-rock.

  7. Light travels faster than sound.

    #7

    That's why some people appear bright until they open their mouth.

  8. The rotation of Earth really makes my day.

    #8

  9. A photon checks into a hotel with no bags.

    #9

    It's travelling light.

  10. My friend asked if I wanted to hear a joke about potassium.

    #10

    I said K.

  11. Why did the man drop his phone in the ocean?

    #11

    Gravity, mostly.

  12. What's 90 degrees but covered with ice?

    #12

    The North and South Poles.

  13. What do you give a scientist with bad breath?

    #13

    Experi-mints.

  14. Why did the orchestra get struck by lightning?

    #14

    It had a conductor.

  15. I was going to tell a sodium joke.

    #15

    Then I thought, 'Na.'

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