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SPACE JOKES AND PUNS

Space jokes and puns.
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Clean space jokes about astronauts, planets, the moon and the universe's least impressive punchlines.

15space jokes and puns·0apologies

  1. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

    #1

    Great food, no atmosphere.

  2. What do you call a fish in space?

    #2

    A starfish.

  3. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.

    #3

    Then it dawned on me.

  4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

    #4

    He just needed a little space.

  5. What do you call a wizard from outer space?

    #5

    A flying sorcerer.

  6. How do you organise a space party?

    #6

    You planet.

  7. How do you get an astronaut's baby to stop crying?

    #7

    You rocket.

  8. What did the alien say to the landscaper?

    #8

    Take me to your weeder.

  9. How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

    #9

    Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.

  10. What's an astronaut's favourite board game?

    #10

    Moon-opoly.

  11. How does the moon cut his hair?

    #11

    Eclipse it.

  12. What’s an astronaut’s favourite part of a computer?

    #12

    The space bar.

  13. Why don't astronauts like gravity?

    #13

    It brings them down.

  14. Why didn't the sun go to college?

    #14

    It already had a million degrees.

  15. Did you hear about the cleaners who went to space?

    #15

    They ended up scrubbing the mission.

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