Father's Day 2027 — 20 June
His jokes have
time to get worse.
Father's Day comes back around. It always does. Start stockpiling material now — there are 500+ groans waiting.
The classics
Jokes your dad definitely
already told you.
How many have you heard? Don't lie.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
I used to hate facial hair.
But then it grew on me.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
One dad joke a day.
No warning. No mercy.
By June you'll have a year of ammunition and he won't know what hit him.
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